What are you?

rose-et-vert:

shikariconstellations:

lick-my-lamppost:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

zeph0r:

paragadeshep:

antivan-milkshake:

antivan-milkshake is a toothbrush that checks your spelling!

“paragadeshep is an mp3 player! it hovers!”

cool. 

“zeph0r is a tricycle that sorts your mail, is biodegradable and believes itself to be self-aware.”

jeffreydahmers-cookbook is a WAP device that keeps children amused! It weighs anything you put on top of it and can be used by children.

lick-my-lamppot is a blender that’s powered by clockwork, uses the Google API and affixes to any flat surface.

shikariconstellations is a genetically-modified sheep that tracks its position with GPS! It has velcro pads on the side and tells the time.

rose-et-vert is like a normal stick of chewing gum, but it keeps food warm.

bunnyloz is a pot plant that can play chess!

well, i can play chess so it’s half right.

(Source: causalspoilers, via vert-et-rose)

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